I was sailing to a new area and saw something not to far ahead. I only saw the feet. I made the mistake of getting closer to see what it was. I somehow got back to my ship alive. Yes, I was a new player. Yes, I was an idiot, no, it didn’t chance me for some reason.
Me: omg he so slow haaaa
*giga starts running after me*
Me: AHH STOP F***ING EATING ME YOU IDIOTIC PUNK AGHHHH
Turtle watching me die: We’Re RuNnInG aT tHe SpEeD oF lIgHt!!!!!!
Giga: nom nom nom
Everything around the giga: F this S I’m out