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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 1 · Answer 1 · 2021-11-19T18:18:43+00:00

Why is this ranked #2 in damage, what on Ark is stronger than this monstrosity?

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2021-11-11T00:14:14+00:00

Me and my bary : exploring the mountains to find an allo to tame

Me: *finds an allo*

Me: *shoots tranq dart at allo*

Allo: who shot me?

Allo: *rushes towards me*

Me: wait that’s a very weird allo

Me: oh s*** that is definitely not an allo

Giga: *dies*

Game: your baryonyx (baryonyx lvl 237) killed a giga lvl 1

Me: …

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2021-11-07T00:25:04+00:00

You need like 300 Movement speed to escape one of these

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2021-10-26T18:12:59+00:00

Giga:saw my base

Me:OH NO

Giga smashes and instantly dies by 100 terror birds level 30-40

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2021-10-10T15:21:55+00:00

Ever realize how a raptor is a big compy a carno is a big raptor an allo is a big carno a rex is a big allo a giga is a big rex and a dragon is a big giga with wings

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2021-09-08T10:29:16+00:00

Step1:find a giga

Step2:carft a bola

Step3: Ready to die

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2021-09-04T21:12:13+00:00

Real men tame it with cooked fish meat

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2021-09-04T03:22:56+00:00

(When pucca sees one) PUCCA, PUCCA, HEY GIGAA, DONT U WANNA BE MY FREND? Giga: What the f*** is happening-wait, are you chasing me? Wait you just jumped over Mt. Everest oh god (music intensifies) (Giga falls down, getting kissed a hundred time)

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2021-09-03T17:07:23+00:00

If you want to tame then simply make a trap that will do nothing cuz you don't know that hes a giga not a dodo

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2021-08-29T01:09:59+00:00

Me: takes a stamina break on my argy

Giga: B o n j o u r

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2021-08-21T20:47:18+00:00

Small tip for your first metting. Get your @ss out of here! Firstable absolutely not worth to kill (loot= couple raw prime and raw meat) mammoth have better loot.

Secondary.. ehh.. I'm going to cry... rest in pepperoni my lovely spini and his lil brother rapti. Also.. 2x 800+ armor, 300 shotgun shells and all the nerves. I am breaked

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2021-08-10T00:08:10+00:00

Lvl 9999 apparently needs 7693111 narcoberries. Bruuh

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2021-08-09T23:37:17+00:00

I sucked his nuts and I tamed it

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2021-08-09T19:44:51+00:00

I love this game especially my dinos

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2021-08-09T17:52:06+00:00

My tribemate bolaed me

I dodo arrowed him.

i lived lol.

eff you.

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2021-08-05T15:09:49+00:00

Giga: Trips and falls of cliff taking only a small scratch of damage

Also Giga: I blame you

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score 1 · Answer 17 · 2021-08-04T06:46:29+00:00

If you see one and you are unprepared, the best thing to do is to think of what your last words are going to be

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2021-08-03T00:50:17+00:00

If you rnvounter this, just say good giant rex and bola up ur buddy

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-29T07:08:51+00:00

Me: Kills a giga with and assault rifle at lvl 65

Noob Kills a giga with slingshot :/

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2021-07-25T20:29:29+00:00

Me riding Rex

Me see Giga

Me get out my fastest creature

Me… … Dead