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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Me and my bary : exploring the mountains to find an allo to tame
Me: *finds an allo*
Me: *shoots tranq dart at allo*
Allo: who shot me?
Allo: *rushes towards me*
Me: wait that’s a very weird allo
Me: oh s*** that is definitely not an allo
Giga: *dies*
Game: your baryonyx (baryonyx lvl 237) killed a giga lvl 1
Me: …
While this dino isn’t particularly smart! It does know how to end up killing everything at the end. Make sure u prepare bring some spino eggs maybe he’ll save u for later! Or run away >> is that possible ofc not it’s a giga unless u have tek. This dino will do everything to kill u.....
I tamed a two gigas and forgot when you tame one they get weaker less health to be exact I challenge a giga with both my gigas and when I remembers it was to late
Now I’m sad hard work don’t pay of it dies :(
Wow still here
I don’t even know what I’m doing
Sorry just read what ever is below dis
Plz like i wanna see how many likes i can get oh and story
So me and a friend go searhing for dinos on a pterodactyl,
Found a tech stego
Found a alpha giga
Friend dropped me
I shot it with tranquil arrow
It one shotted me
It grows wing and one shots my friend
I decide imma stay near base for a while
Ohh, and how pterodactyl didnt die? Well 2 ways: 1 hacks. 2 close game within 3 seconds spawn at base like nothing happend. 3 scientists better not bring back dinos