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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2022-03-15T03:58:25+00:00

It is not too hard to knock it out with fists or bat begging dino Dodecanese is wrong about it endgame and that nonsense

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-03-13T18:59:35+00:00

I just killed a giga with my rex… ez

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2022-03-11T08:21:18+00:00

Anyone who tames this with cooked fish meat is a mad lad

score 2 · Answer 4 · 2022-02-20T03:58:14+00:00

It says 1 punch until free, Yeah and while your at it, Try to feed it berrys. Free Tame!

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-02-19T15:21:21+00:00

I tamed two of these before I tamed a spino allo or second rex kinda crazy and I tamed both the gigas when I was lvl 70

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-02-12T01:27:12+00:00

He protecc

He attacc

If his eyes turn yellow get bacc

He run at you for a tasty snacc

Giga: 🤤🤤🤣😋

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2020-10-31T14:54:22+00:00

Every one : BOLA THE TRIBE MATE AND RUN!!

Meh in single player: so..like a bola myself?...um..help....

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2020-10-03T15:46:41+00:00

Taming a level 40 wasn't fun.

Trust me you'll waste tons of tranqs on a 30k torpor one hit machine

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2020-09-28T21:49:25+00:00

I can’t find a single giga😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

score 4 · Answer 10 · 2019-05-20T01:41:09+00:00

911: what’s your emergency

Player: there’s a giga outside my house

911: please hold one moment( packs bags heads too Mexico )

score 5 · Answer 11 · 2018-01-20T04:50:38+00:00

Super friendly just pet it and you will tame it.

score 0 · Answer 12 · 2024-12-03T13:33:11+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

If you see one near your base

Your in heaven

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2023-07-09T23:15:14+00:00

Rex:I'm the strongest in ark

Giganotosaurus has joined the chat

Rex has left the chat

King titan has joined the chat

Giganotosaurus has left the chat

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2023-07-06T16:15:37+00:00

Kind of confused on the pronunciation because the giga dossier says jy-ganoto-saurus wile Jurassic world says giga-noto-saurus I’m inclined to believe JW on this though.. jyganotosaurus sounds off and giganotosaurus just sounds right

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-07-01T17:03:59+00:00

I Bred one. Then I gave it a little bloodbath with a shotgun. “Giga father and Giga mother comes in” Oh I forgot I still kept the mother and fa- What happened? Vote. A. He died. The father ate him. B. He died. The mother ate him. C. His camera turned off. His phone died. D. A dragon came in and blew explosive blue fire. He died

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-06-27T01:08:29+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

He can rage

But you will to

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-06-25T12:05:25+00:00

Is it bad that my taming route for every creature is if it’s rising it can’t be falling so to tame a giga I just force feed it 400 narcoberries

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2023-06-24T21:30:25+00:00

Has anyone seen a jesus giga because I saw a giga running towards me on the ocean

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2023-06-24T00:55:11+00:00

Carno stay and fight Rex flight not fight giga go to sleep (carno black bear rex suppose to be brown bear giga polar bear