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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
10 tamed gigas playing with a vine
1 fell of and there was nine
9 tamed gigas carrying lots of weight
A wild one came along and there was eight
8 tamed gigas fighting mosasaurus Kevin
1 got drowned and there was seven
7 tamed gigas having lots of fun
1 bit a titanosaur and there was none.
I wish they didn’t spawn on the mountain, because they are so big their heads often get stuck in the rocks and you THINK it is a Rex until you realize no Rex has 70,000 health and lays giant blue eggs. And then before you know it you are falling down the mountainside on your therizino, with some crazed nightmare fuel Dino at your tail that ISNT a Rex. Yes, we both died. Yes, I now avoid the mountain altogether. Rip Bandersnatch
Allosaurus tamed: why is our owner coming back so late?we hungry it's been 5 days!
Me: I'm back ..... with this tamed quetzal...
Allosaurus:WOAH BIG BIRD
Me: I'll be going getting some smoothing balm k?
Allosaurus: better be quick or ill eat this bird
Me:I
Allosaurus: he's late again it's been a week!
Me:back with this big boil giga
Allosaurus: how the fu-