Real men tame a 150 with berries

Taming a giga would be fun they said taming a giggle would be cool they said taming a giga would be easy they said where's the easy cool and fun now

Put in a 5 for the lvl and Look at bow/crossbow With toxicant Arrow.the Boys will understand

Raptor=fast and deadly

Giga=no more raptor

Random man: I think that creature looks friendly

Another man: let’s go and find out

Funeral person: here lies two very stupid in the stomach of a creature called the giga.

The next day…

Group of people talking: remember those people who died yesterday..

yes

Ok then let’s follow their footsteps and reasearch this creature in the name of science and totally not because we are bored.

Yes let’s go

Funeral man: another group of people died today and are being digested in the giga. ( tells himself how stupid these people are)

Yo I saw a fight with a giga and a bronto but the giga just ran off! Lol. But really, stay away from this guy he’s loco Chico

A hover skiff cannot pick one of these up

Believe me I tried

Be careful when your knocking it out because when I was knocking it out a frikin Rex spawned right in my frikin face and killed me and my argy then the giga gained consciousness till I came back

hey look it’s a Rex ..... wait a minute why is it one shoting a bronto like that wait why is it coming for me ...... running to my stone base (PHEW) breaks my roof ( aw man) dies... logs off of ARK

So this is why I upgrade on movement speed...

Heres something you'll find interesting I'm also saying these words in docter ian malcolm's voice to make it more funny. When any carnivore escapes including this from your taming pen, "you cant put it back in the box" if you know what I mean without any of your tames dying or any other dinosaurs dying or just becuase you cant.

Whats the coming over the hill omg its a giga run.....

Don't kill the babies in front of the parents. Trust me, you'll regret

Giganotosaurus biggest car now the world has ever SEEN...

Chapter two: the corrupteds. Kyoko: Managamr is our lifetime supply of food!! Managamr in heaven: HEY DONT EAT ME!!! Kyoko: did y’all hear something?!?! Everyone: NOPEEEEEEEE. Corrupted rexy: Hmmm let’s see who everyone voted to corrupt in the next part!

I dare you to chang spawn in a level 9999 (the max number on dododex) and tame it with a your fists and cooked fish meat. Then name it Bob

Pov you get nerfed like a anime character

The things can be very dangerous but funny

Kyoko… ready my “the smallest army in da world?” EVERYONE: HEY… we are not small. Kyoko: wanna bet? “Kyoko sharpens his teeth in front of them as a warning”. Kyoko and sand titan: LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO. Grass titan: but he’s gonna kill me. I don’t wanna go. Kyoko: you know what? “Kyoko electrocutes a dodo into killing Grass titan”. Grass titan was beat up and killed by level 1 dodo

Kyoko: I’m so tired of y’all failing. “Kills the grass titan”. Now y’all ready to kill Godzilla. Everyone shouting “YES!!!” Kyoko: Alright now shout Managamr is food!!! Managamr: HEY STOP IT!!! Kyoko: GET DOWNSTAIRS HE KNOWS WE ARE ENEMYS Managamr: watcha gon’ do if I don’t? “Managamr gets turned into food by godzillas atomic ray. Kyoko: Managamr is food!