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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day Mr lvl 10 wanted to tame a giga so he got his 1000 primitive slingshots and went out to the mountains. He found a 150 giga and after 13 hours of shooting a giga with rocks he knocked it and since he was up all night he had to use the bathroom so he did but the dumbass lvl10 left his dodo on aggressive so once he was done the giga was dead and the lvl 10 quit ark and played Minecraft with a dinosaur mod.
Ark while creating the Giga: alright, let’s make a giant Rex that outruns anything and anyone, let’s make it bite a mile away and still hit you, let’s make it have 80,000 hp, kill brontos easy, and the hardest tame in the game, and when it’s tamed let’s give it only 18,000 hp, impossible to make stronger from level skill points, and make it kill everything you own when it gets mad, even if it’s tamed, and let’s make its stamina run out before it gets to a dodo.
Ark Players: 😡
10 tamed gigas playing with a vine
1 fell of and there was nine
9 tamed gigas carrying lots of weight
A wild one came along and there was eight
8 tamed gigas fighting mosasaurus Kevin
1 got drowned and there was seven
7 tamed gigas having lots of fun
1 bit a titanosaur and there was none.
I wish they didn’t spawn on the mountain, because they are so big their heads often get stuck in the rocks and you THINK it is a Rex until you realize no Rex has 70,000 health and lays giant blue eggs. And then before you know it you are falling down the mountainside on your therizino, with some crazed nightmare fuel Dino at your tail that ISNT a Rex. Yes, we both died. Yes, I now avoid the mountain altogether. Rip Bandersnatch
Allosaurus tamed: why is our owner coming back so late?we hungry it's been 5 days!
Me: I'm back ..... with this tamed quetzal...
Allosaurus:WOAH BIG BIRD
Me: I'll be going getting some smoothing balm k?
Allosaurus: better be quick or ill eat this bird
Me:I
Allosaurus: he's late again it's been a week!
Me:back with this big boil giga
Allosaurus: how the fu-