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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 0 · Answer 1 · 2025-02-01T08:28:51+00:00

If you see it run and never look back it doesn't matter if you abandon some of your tames just run away

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2025-01-30T03:51:35+00:00

Tame one

Name it stick

Lead to someone's base

Put on aggressive and hide nearby

Watch poor human die to stick

Repeat until banned

Repeat on new server

score 0 · Answer 3 · 2025-01-21T11:37:47+00:00

I just watched a 145 giga eat a 150 argy and then step into lava

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-10-03T21:10:00+00:00

With a tribemate and you see this? Get a bola and run save yourself!

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2023-09-11T19:26:12+00:00

When you go out metal collecting and you come back

You “ummm were the base and what happened to all my Dinos”

Lucky was killed by lvl 150 giga

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-05-24T22:02:36+00:00

If you’re with your tribe mate and you want revenge for something he did just bola him and let the giga wreck him

score 2 · Answer 7 · 2022-05-24T02:17:30+00:00

we might need the club and bola for this one 😟

score 2 · Answer 8 · 2022-05-14T18:05:02+00:00

Me running up to a giga saying hero’s never die

Giga says are you sure about that

Madraptor9295 was slain by giga

Giga say idiot

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2022-05-14T17:27:34+00:00

If The T-Rex had so much steroids its jaw line increased

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2022-05-12T00:06:14+00:00

He thicc

He stronk

But most of all

He he anky

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2022-05-04T12:49:43+00:00

Fun fact! If your giga loses about half of its health in battle, it enrages. You find yourself walking alone in green pastures. But do not be afraid! You are in Elysium! And you are already dead! (Gigas enrage and kick you off, attack you, and can destroy your 700 level tek armor in one byte. Than kill you

With the next.

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2022-04-19T11:01:40+00:00

You see 1 you wake up in your base

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2021-02-20T13:54:58+00:00

They’re a passive tame, just yeet a tamed dodo at them and you’ll tame it.

Now stop listening to my nonsense and run and die, attempt to trap it and die or try to kill it and die. I feel sorry for the single player servers

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2021-02-11T21:28:12+00:00

Doddex say it needs 1 punch before running away .-.

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2021-02-11T03:32:42+00:00

*Old, bob me*:

“Is that the Grim Reaper?!?”

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2021-01-30T22:31:47+00:00

If you wanna tame this thing, nock out a tribe mate and feed them to the giga and make sure to trap it!

score 3 · Answer 17 · 2021-01-22T06:04:15+00:00

When I saw a green and white one in redwoods with my brother I was just like that’s one ugly Rex... let’s go kill it! *sees it has 80,0150 health* nope!

score 3 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-14T23:10:04+00:00

Nobody:

Me: Went AFK in a field for 30 seconds to go get food and I come back to see I was killed by a lv. 3 giga

I guess he was hungry

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2021-01-10T20:33:08+00:00

Who would win level 1 giga vs 1,000,000 dodo

score 3 · Answer 20 · 2021-01-09T19:31:05+00:00

Rex: I see no god up here, other than me

Giga: I see otherwise