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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
One day Mr lvl 10 wanted to tame a giga so he got his 1000 primitive slingshots and went out to the mountains. He found a 150 giga and after 13 hours of shooting a giga with rocks he knocked it and since he was up all night he had to use the bathroom so he did but the dumbass lvl10 left his dodo on aggressive so once he was done the giga was dead and the lvl 10 quit ark and played Minecraft with a dinosaur mod.
Me: oh look a rex lets tame it
Bro: yea good idea then we can kill the annoying tribe
Me: oh hell ya
Me: get closer
Bro: its bigger then rex
Bro: its a giga
Me: *bolas brother and runs*
Bro: wth bro come ans help
Giga: come with me young man
Bro: ok
Giga: here is da respawn screen
Bro: thanks
Giga: np
Bro: kill my bro pls also
Giga: sure thing
Me: phew i lost the giga
Giga: hello
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Giga: here is da respawn screen
Me: but i dont like da respawn screen
Giga: IDC
Giga: die
Me: goodbye cruel world
Ark: welcome to da respawn screen
Bro: hey bro did you like mr giga
Me: hell no
Bro: too bad
Me: u hate you bro
Ark: stop fighting
Both: WE WILL DELETE YOU
Ark: no pls i cant find any other job
Both: fine
Giga from heaven: did you like mr giga from earth hes my cousin
Both: HELL NAH
Ark: hmm *makes them respawn in a pit full of lvl 1000 gigas*
All: WE HATE YOU
Ark: your welcome