One day Mr lvl 10 wanted to tame a giga so he got his 1000 primitive slingshots and went out to the mountains. He found a 150 giga and after 13 hours of shooting a giga with rocks he knocked it and since he was up all night he had to use the bathroom so he did but the dumbass lvl10 left his dodo on aggressive so once he was done the giga was dead and the lvl 10 quit ark and played Minecraft with a dinosaur mod.
Lvl. 150 giga: *grabs me*
Giga: *eats me up*
Me: WTH!?! Where is my level 666 Rex!?!
Ark gods: it is in the land of the dead.
Me: *yawns and goes unconsciousness*
All of my blood: *leaves my body*
Me: *ascends to heaven with my rex*
That terrible murdering giga: *defacates my specimen implant and my rex's implant*
My tribemates: *revives me and my rex*
Me: Thank you for releasing me!
Please press the upright triangle button to tell everyone not to be me!