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What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Thank you for telling me it takes 2207 hits with a scorpion to knock out a 150. I will try now.
Your pulmonoscorpius level 15 (pulmonoscorpius) was killed by giganotosaurus level 150!
Your stone foundation was destroyed!
Your livelihood has been destroyed!
Giganotosaurus is after you now!
Say goodbye to your ankles!
Me: oh look a rex lets tame it
Bro: yea good idea then we can kill the annoying tribe
Me: oh hell ya
Me: get closer
Bro: its bigger then rex
Bro: its a giga
Me: *bolas brother and runs*
Bro: wth bro come ans help
Giga: come with me young man
Bro: ok
Giga: here is da respawn screen
Bro: thanks
Giga: np
Bro: kill my bro pls also
Giga: sure thing
Me: phew i lost the giga
Giga: hello
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Giga: here is da respawn screen
Me: but i dont like da respawn screen
Giga: IDC
Giga: die
Me: goodbye cruel world
Ark: welcome to da respawn screen
Bro: hey bro did you like mr giga
Me: hell no
Bro: too bad
Me: u hate you bro
Ark: stop fighting
Both: WE WILL DELETE YOU
Ark: no pls i cant find any other job
Both: fine
Giga from heaven: did you like mr giga from earth hes my cousin
Both: HELL NAH
Ark: hmm *makes them respawn in a pit full of lvl 1000 gigas*
All: WE HATE YOU
Ark: your welcome
Giga:ah what a good day to kill some hopes and dreams
Walks across the beach with sun shining on his back than he sees a female spino and a male rex
Spino and rex:we aren't afraid of you!
Giga:and what that
He said shining evily
Suddenly the spino and rex grew and the giga shrunk he was still large but not in comparison
Giga: what kind of black magic is This?
Spino: oh no it's not magic it's just be realistic technically the gigantasaur was the third biggest land carnivore rex was second and spin was first
Giga:wah
Rex:look it up
Cue insane laughter from the rex and spino
And screaming from the giga
Seriously please upvot3 so that the devs realise there mistake spinos are my favorite dinosaur and I hate how they are never displayed to be as big/strong as they truly are. And if you don't believe me than do what the rex said look it up
Just get close (ride a flyer while that) and RUN it'll kill you so... GET SPEED... umm... 888 on your flyer... RUN ITS A ONE HIT KO ON EVERYTHING!!! SAVE YOUR LIVES, HIDE, and hit it with 2000 tranq arrow while hiding... HIDE IN A HIGH PLACE OR DIE...feed it LOADS of exceptional kibble or whatever if you even manage to make it sleep... or at least survive... its power is GIGA SIZED... just die... I dare you tame it or raise it...