
What are some funny jokes or stories about the giganotosaurus? Funny giganotosaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I still remember the time where I was just flying around with my rhyni shooting some resin at a argy when I came too low to the ground and a lvl 135 giga came out of nowhere... I was so freaked out I accidentally dismounted my rhyni it aggroed on the giga and 5 seconds later I have a dead bug and I'm running for my life
Announcer: welcome to DINNER WITH A CARNIVORE! Our special guest GIGA!
Giga: WERE IS THE MEAT
Announcer:Today you will be making dinner!
Giga:Do that every night
Announcer:And eat with a raptor!
Giga: (laughs) wait your serious?
Announcer: when does the announcer lie?! Raptor will be here in an hour
Giga: SHOOT! Gotta start cooking ( goes outside, sees bronto, kills it, drags it,) HEY! THE CHILD VEIWERS MIGHT NOT WANNA SEE THIS
Announcer: right. Where is the commercial button?
Announcer: WELCOME BACK! Giga has prepared a full meal!
Doorbell: HEY I’M RINGING HERE
Door: HEY I’M OPENING HERE
Raptor: Boy,I am so hungry I could eat a human ( stares at announcer licking lips)
Announcer:(nervously) I am NOT on the menu tonight!
Giga: I CAN’T TAKE IT! ( eats raptor)
Raptor: 1 star would not eat with again