Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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Announcer: welcome to DINNER WITH A CARNIVORE! Our special guest GIGA!
Giga: WERE IS THE MEAT
Announcer:Today you will be making dinner!
Giga:Do that every night
Announcer:And eat with a raptor!
Giga: (laughs) wait your serious?
Announcer: when does the announcer lie?! Raptor will be here in an hour
Giga: SHOOT! Gotta start cooking ( goes outside, sees bronto, kills it, drags it,) HEY! THE CHILD VEIWERS MIGHT NOT WANNA SEE THIS
Announcer: right. Where is the commercial button?
Announcer: WELCOME BACK! Giga has prepared a full meal!
Doorbell: HEY I’M RINGING HERE
Door: HEY I’M OPENING HERE
Raptor: Boy,I am so hungry I could eat a human ( stares at announcer licking lips)
Announcer:(nervously) I am NOT on the menu tonight!
Giga: I CAN’T TAKE IT! ( eats raptor)
Raptor: 1 star would not eat with again
