Wild lvl 1=80k health

Tamed lvl 100=57k

Why just why

Go to the mountains, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

real men use bola and fist then just shove a couple berries

Me (lvl 40 or so): (Flying around on my super low lvl ptera)

Also me: (Sees giga) “Ooo that’s a cool Dino! Let’s tame it!”

Giga: “iS ThAT… LuNcH”

Me: (Shoots with measly tranq arrows from a bow)

Giga: “This will be fun…”

Me: I can probably take a few hits before I get on my ptera and…

Ark: Your Shadowing, (Pteranodon) has been killed by Giga

Me: Oops forgot to set him to passive before I started shooting oh well (still shooting)

Giga: ExCuSe mE?

Ark: You have died to a giga

Me 1 year later (lvl 79): (Finally realizing what that was)

(These are actual stories too! Hope you enjoy! I’ll post more funny ones! 😁) -Glorifiedchickens16

He will not care about your feelings

I was searching for a therizinosaur then I came across 145 lv giga and it was so pretty with blue and yellow colours. I didnt think of taming a giga before cuz I was scared. Then I was like its just a game the worst thing taht can happen is I can lose my dino. I texted my teammate and he was like we cant tame this(he is a new player). Then we I checked the stuff we have and we were only able to craft 130 darts. Next I saw tranq arrows in vault and we got everthing we need to tame and we went to the place I found it. Luckily it was still there. I built the trap abd placed the bear trap. Then I tried him to follow me but it was angro on other dinos and my teammate was making it harder... Finally we got him trapped and started shooting and after a while his hands started hurting. He was gonna give up at the laat min but luckily he knocked down after 130 darts and 100s of tranqs and we tamed it. I advice u to tame it if u have staff and if u find a high lv one.

What ever you do don't put your head phones on when getting chased by these

HorseMasterE

Tame 19 turtles get 5 grifin and attack like a madman with shock rifle (ı have 346 lv giga with this way)

That moment when your water breaks and you stay to get that last imprint on your giga before going to the hospital....

My crew is big and it keeps getting big that's because Jesus Christ is my giga.

He protecc

He attacc

We all the snacc

But most importantly,

He bacc

I am the guy who wrote the munchy moschops story I tamed a giga with cooked fish meat after fisting it unconscious. No narcos needed or anything.

Legend speaks of a man who tamed 1 with 1060 cooked fish meat and 1846 narco berries. Legend also speaks of a man who spent 3 days in his room, surviving on only wheatbix, gatorade and skrillix

Guys when people say to knock it out and feed it meat, NO. You to up to it with your t.rex (has to be level 10 or up) then show it right in front of its face and it will become it's friends and you tame it... 😈

Me when I tried my parents toothpaste

My pteranodon ran out of stamina…

Announcer: welcome to DINNER WITH A CARNIVORE! Our special guest GIGA!

Giga: WERE IS THE MEAT

Announcer:Today you will be making dinner!

Giga:Do that every night

Announcer:And eat with a raptor!

Giga: (laughs) wait your serious?

Announcer: when does the announcer lie?! Raptor will be here in an hour

Giga: SHOOT! Gotta start cooking ( goes outside, sees bronto, kills it, drags it,) HEY! THE CHILD VEIWERS MIGHT NOT WANNA SEE THIS

Announcer: right. Where is the commercial button?

Announcer: WELCOME BACK! Giga has prepared a full meal!

Doorbell: HEY I’M RINGING HERE

Door: HEY I’M OPENING HERE

Raptor: Boy,I am so hungry I could eat a human ( stares at announcer licking lips)

Announcer:(nervously) I am NOT on the menu tonight!

Giga: I CAN’T TAKE IT! ( eats raptor)

Raptor: 1 star would not eat with again

I just tamed a 124 with cooked fish meat, my kids have grown and I and I am now 300 years old.

“it’s easy, just throw a bola at it and smack it in the head”

-Famous Last Words

Lvl 100 guy meets 2 lvl 30 Rex's "your going down" lvl 100 guy meets giga *please don't eat me*