Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Announcer: welcome to DINNER WITH A CARNIVORE! Our special guest GIGA!
Giga: WERE IS THE MEAT
Announcer:Today you will be making dinner!
Giga:Do that every night
Announcer:And eat with a raptor!
Giga: (laughs) wait your serious?
Announcer: when does the announcer lie?! Raptor will be here in an hour
Giga: SHOOT! Gotta start cooking ( goes outside, sees bronto, kills it, drags it,) HEY! THE CHILD VEIWERS MIGHT NOT WANNA SEE THIS
Announcer: right. Where is the commercial button?
Announcer: WELCOME BACK! Giga has prepared a full meal!
Doorbell: HEY I’M RINGING HERE
Door: HEY I’M OPENING HERE
Raptor: Boy,I am so hungry I could eat a human ( stares at announcer licking lips)
Announcer:(nervously) I am NOT on the menu tonight!
Giga: I CAN’T TAKE IT! ( eats raptor)
Raptor: 1 star would not eat with again
More Giganotosaurus Funny Tips
I dare you to raise one!! They are savage if you got two high lvl parents (about lvl 140ish) and you get imprinting on it. The thing will become an adult with about 230% melee and basically one chomp any bronto!!! But on the down side you loose your job and your girlfriend