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Announcer: welcome to DINNER WITH A CARNIVORE! Our special guest GIGA!

Giga: WERE IS THE MEAT

Announcer:Today you will be making dinner!

Giga:Do that every night

Announcer:And eat with a raptor!

Giga: (laughs) wait your serious?

Announcer: when does the announcer lie?! Raptor will be here in an hour

Giga: SHOOT! Gotta start cooking ( goes outside, sees bronto, kills it, drags it,) HEY! THE CHILD VEIWERS MIGHT NOT WANNA SEE THIS

Announcer: right. Where is the commercial button?

Announcer: WELCOME BACK! Giga has prepared a full meal!

Doorbell: HEY I’M RINGING HERE

Door: HEY I’M OPENING HERE

Raptor: Boy,I am so hungry I could eat a human ( stares at announcer licking lips)

Announcer:(nervously) I am NOT on the menu tonight!

Giga: I CAN’T TAKE IT! ( eats raptor)

Raptor: 1 star would not eat with again

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