Me: hey umm there is this big ole Dino that looks like a Rex, maybe we could tame it?

Friend: sounds like a great idea!

10 seconds later: you were killed by Giganotosaurus (lvl 500)

Friend was killed by Giganotosaurus (lvl 500)

I saw a giga one day

It wanted to play

It ran towards me

And I lead it to sea

It sank all the way down

And later, it drowned

I thought I was free

When another giga saw me

I could tell it was hungry

As I was digested in its tummy.

Fun fact i used the sliders in the world configuration menu before knocking out a giga and it literally got ko'd by 3 tranq arrows😂

Good tame for every new player! They are tamed passively with Mejoberries or simple kibble

Me: Wakes up on valguero highlands

Giga: 🤨

Me:😨

Giga:😂

Also giga:💨

Me:🙏

Ah the giga one of the biggest creatures in the game.

Me I can’t find a single one anywhere and I have searched every mountain on the island.

Ok so I’m on small tribes with my friend ok, so we put about 200 tranq arrows into this dude no KO he tells me we are out of tranqs it just so happens we have a accendent club BP so what do I do? I smack it exactly 72 times and it’s finally KO

Go to the mountains, they said. It'll be fun, they said.

I 100% recommend doing long trips riding this (it has loads of stamina)

Hippity Hoppity your mountain is now my property

They defy physics in mobile

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I found out your not supposed to use a club to tame on

Easy tame, just grab your parasaur, harvest some berries and walk straight up to it. Then feed the berries Super simple passive tame. 🤯

Jk it’s actually really hard. !Do not actually attempt this! Thank you for reading.

When I encounter the giga, I tried to kill it with my pack of Griffin's but... Giga: one kiss [means one hit] is all it takes😂

Roses are red violets are blue you just died I did too

He will not care about your feelings

That moment when your water breaks and you stay to get that last imprint on your giga before going to the hospital....

Me and my sis, we fight the good fight we dodge the rain we soar the skies and jump off cliffs… but this time a giga said “welcome to hell”

We died.

Thanks for reading!

I killed it with a pt, gigas are weeklings

Nuthin like nearly taming a giga for hours then getting kicked due to an update 😂😢