Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
Dev 1: Okay guys, we need a new dino for Ark. Any ideas?
Dev 2: What about a dino that once existed but we have not put in Ark yet? I have a few great ideas that would do very well in PvP!
Dev 1: No you idiot, you are fired. I expect your letter of resignation tomorrow.
Dev 3: What about a fat caterpillar bigger than a human with a bison like head that farts it's way through the sky?
Dev 1: Brilliant! Whatever your name is, YOU deserve a promotion!
Dev 4: *Chokes on coffee*
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