What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
Sooo cute I’m not joking but has anyone tamed one before if you 1 like = 1 gasbag.
Good on Dododex for adding my ex-wife to the app
Gasbags Look like bloated
Avatar has a flying bison
Ark Extinction has a farting bison...
Otter:Im the cutest thing in the game!
Jerboa:NO I AM!
Everyone:DONT EVEN TALK
Everyone but gasbag:logs off
He is a fart powered flying jet.
Me: Oxygen is a wasted stat.
GASBAG: Hold my beer
From days of running from a Rex to flying in a giant fart caterpillar.
This is the best game ever.
Beep beep. seatbelts everyone. Pls let this be a normal field trip. With the fris? NO WAY.aw *farts into the sunset*
Ok this might sound weird but I think they’re cute.
Essentially a fart powered flying machine.
Team Rocket Blasting off again!
Me and the bois looking for him at three am to Feed him BEANS
Two words describe this creature: FREAKIN MAJESTIC
But most importantly
My dad asked what a gasbags was after hearing me tell my friend that I had tamed one. I said it is a massive, hairy, farting, ballsack. What has become of life?
NOT a bag of gas.
Or is it?
i was running from a rex on a big fat bag of fart
best game ever..
My dad and I both play ARK,so I once asked my dad if the Caterpillar-Cow had live babies or laid eggs