Good on Dododex for adding my ex-wife to the app

Avatar has a flying bison
Ark Extinction has a farting bison...

Essentially a fart powered flying machine.

NOT a bag of gas.





Or is it?

Yay! November 6th is right around the corner. Same as Election Day. Hmmm. Do we have to vote for extinction to come out? 🤔

I’m going to tame one and name it Appa then ride around the map quoting the avatar.

Two words describe this creature: FUCKING MAJESTIC

From days of running from a Rex to flying in a giant fart caterpillar.

This is the best game ever.

Cute and look amazing
MAKE AN ARMY OF THEM

These things will kill you in your sleep and your giga

They are the best. That’s it. Nothing else to say

If a cloud and a catapiller had a baby

“An enlarged caterpillar that utilizes it’s own farts to levitate.”
Ark Devs: “F*ck it. Let it exist!”

Remember when you got scared shitless if you saw a Rex in Ark? When life was simple.

And now we have fart caterpillars.
I miss the olden days.

Well nobody else made this joke so...
Fatterpillar.

So like they are kinda like a wheezing, team rocket blasting off again!

So some buffalo decided to bang with a caterpillar and this thing happened

There good at sucking and blowing

Name it Amy Schumer

(I N E E D M O R E W O R D S)

When we were knocking one out, I accidentally knocked out my tribe mates pteranodon. The gasbags went into the air and it took the unconscious pteranodon up in the air. Just imagine a slowly ascending unconscious pteranodon. It was great.