Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
Good on Dododex for adding my ex-wife to the app
Avatar has a flying bison
Ark Extinction has a farting bison...
Ark Extinction has a farting bison...
Essentially a fart powered flying machine.
From days of running from a Rex to flying in a giant fart caterpillar.
This is the best game ever.
This is the best game ever.
Two words describe this creature: FUCKING MAJESTIC
NOT a bag of gas.
Or is it?
Or is it?
Fat salandet Pokémon pls say cat if you know
I’m going to tame one and name it Appa then ride around the map quoting the avatar.
Cute and look amazing
MAKE AN ARMY OF THEM
MAKE AN ARMY OF THEM
These things will kill you in your sleep and your giga
Yay! November 6th is right around the corner. Same as Election Day. Hmmm. Do we have to vote for extinction to come out? 🤔
Megalogassy I like it hey watis
So they added mothra larvae now? AO aberration gave us ebirah. Now extinction gives us mothra larvae and the king of the titans Godzilla??
Look Godzilla fans grab your Gigas and beat up mothra larvae. ...... Wait It FARTS
F. A. T.
That's all
That's all
They are the best. That’s it. Nothing else to say
Well nobody else made this joke so...
Fatterpillar.
Fatterpillar.
I wasn’t sure where else to put this but I think they are cute(from this pic)
If a cloud and a catapiller had a baby
“An enlarged caterpillar that utilizes it’s own farts to levitate.”
Ark Devs: “F*ck it. Let it exist!”
Ark Devs: “F*ck it. Let it exist!”