Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 4 · Answer 1 · 2022-06-19T22:45:42+00:00

Huh I only left my hot dog in the car for a day

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2022-06-21T23:37:08+00:00

It’s a bag of close popcorn with gas

score 9 · Answer 3 · 2022-06-08T22:50:17+00:00

Hm?

Excuse me…. Ark I have a few questions.

score 696 · Answer 4 · 2018-10-16T18:04:58+00:00

Good on Dododex for adding my ex-wife to the app

score 416 · Answer 5 · 2020-03-29T08:18:16+00:00

Sooo cute I’m not joking but has anyone tamed one before if you 1 like = 1 gasbag.

score 6 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-05T16:45:11+00:00

Lol just noticed that in the description at the bottom of the more section it calls it the gas boi

score 7 · Answer 7 · 2022-05-30T19:03:47+00:00

Hmmmmmm....

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score 8 · Answer 8 · 2022-05-25T14:47:20+00:00

DAMN BOI HE THICC

Up if you get the joke (also stop eating beans gas bag)

score 434 · Answer 9 · 2018-10-24T07:52:07+00:00

Avatar has a flying bison

Ark Extinction has a farting bison...

score 216 · Answer 10 · 2020-03-30T02:31:37+00:00

He is a fart powered flying jet.

majestic...

score 257 · Answer 11 · 2018-11-17T11:12:22+00:00

From days of running from a Rex to flying in a giant fart caterpillar.

This is the best game ever.

score 98 · Answer 12 · 2020-12-30T22:16:59+00:00

Me: Oxygen is a wasted stat.

GASBAG: Hold my beer

score 105 · Answer 13 · 2020-08-08T16:57:14+00:00

Beep beep. seatbelts everyone. Pls let this be a normal field trip. With the fris? NO WAY.aw *farts into the sunset*

score 28 · Answer 14 · 2021-12-13T21:06:01+00:00

Gas gas gas I’m gonna step on the gas

score 192 · Answer 15 · 2018-10-27T12:41:08+00:00

Essentially a fart powered flying machine.

score 108 · Answer 16 · 2020-05-28T10:26:20+00:00

Ok this might sound weird but I think they’re cute.

score 161 · Answer 17 · 2018-10-24T03:03:09+00:00

Two words describe this creature: FREAKIN MAJESTIC

score 82 · Answer 18 · 2020-07-22T15:46:03+00:00

Team Rocket Blasting off again!

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2022-05-22T18:22:38+00:00

My gamer tag is buggy so since these look like bugs I must tame I’ll i see

score 138 · Answer 20 · 2018-10-18T19:35:27+00:00

NOT a bag of gas.

Or is it?