Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
They float up and up and up
Into the sky so blue...
You better watch out!
Or they might get you...
Into the sky so blue...
You better watch out!
Or they might get you...
Sooo cute Iβm not joking but has anyone tamed one before if you 1 like = 1 gasbag.
Good on Dododex for adding my ex-wife to the app
He attacc
He protecc
But most importantly
He thicc
He protecc
But most importantly
He thicc
Me: Oxygen is a wasted stat.
GASBAG: Hold my beer
GASBAG: Hold my beer
Avatar has a flying bison
Ark Extinction has a farting bison...
Ark Extinction has a farting bison...
He is a fart powered flying jet.
majestic...
majestic...
Hulk, strong
Flash, fast
Gasbags, farts
Flash, fast
Gasbags, farts
Beep beep. seatbelts everyone. Pls let this be a normal field trip. With the fris? NO WAY.aw *farts into the sunset*
Chubby little angels, I like em and so should you, gasbabies are to precious protect them with your life survivor
Team Rocket Blasting off again!
i was running from a rex on a big fat bag of fart
best game ever..
best game ever..
Ok this might sound weird but I think theyβre cute.
From days of running from a Rex to flying in a giant fart caterpillar.
This is the best game ever.
This is the best game ever.
It almost has stronger farts than me
They are cute
Change my mind
Change my mind
Essentially a fart powered flying machine.
My dad asked what a gasbags was after hearing me tell my friend that I had tamed one. I said it is a massive, hairy, farting, ballsack. What has become of life?
Thereβs a titan mode command for it
My dad and I both play ARK,so I once asked my dad if the Caterpillar-Cow had live babies or laid eggs
#IJustDon'tKnowAnymore
#IJustDon'tKnowAnymore