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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gasbags? Funny gasbags jokes submitted by ARK players.
What happens when you feed theses guys beans ๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
These guys farting are just adding to the destruction of earth on extinction. Thanks a lot gasbags for making earth worse!
Cute and look amazing
MAKE AN ARMY OF THEM
My dad and I both play ARK,so I once asked my dad if the Caterpillar-Cow had live babies or laid eggs
#IJustDon'tKnowAnymore
Godzilla fan:ITs MoThra's BaBY
i was running from a rex on a big fat bag of fart
best game ever..
Iโm going to tame one and name it Appa then ride around the map quoting the avatar.
I huffed and I puffed and I need a new diaper
Up for more
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
FART ATTACC
Itโs a living gas bag that farts gas from its stomach what else could you want we have a living ar rifle and a speedy creature mad of ice not the titan the one with wings
What happened to the picture?!??
Gas gas gas Iโm gonna step on the gas
Yay! November 6th is right around the corner. Same as Election Day. Hmmm. Do we have to vote for extinction to come out? ๐ค
My dad asked what a gasbags was after hearing me tell my friend that I had tamed one. I said it is a massive, hairy, farting, ballsack. What has become of life?
WHO IS THIS WOMAN AND WHY IS SHE EVERYWHERE
These things will kill you in your sleep and your giga
They say that it flys, but how? Iโm guessing that since itโs called a gasbags, it cuts the cheese so hard it rockets into the sky. We all die of a rotten stench.
They are cute
Change my mind
Well nobody else made this joke so...
Fatterpillar.
You think this thingโs farts are bad? Iโm the guy who farted so bad that my classmates had to evacuate the conference room. No 4th grader went in the conference room for the rest of the day.