Me: honey I'm going to kill a reaper queen. Gas bag: ok dont get killed there tuff. Me: I know honey I'm going with a stinking ice titan. Gas bag:dont get it killed and I'm busy with the baby right now. Me: fine 😑. 2000000000 years later: well I'm not dead in this many years honey. Me:uh oh a... a... giga pack eating a gas bag with a baby. 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 you stinking gigas I will kill you ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! Me:oooooooof! Me: I'm dead gone know no were to be seen is my honey. Gas bag:*stamers in horror when sees the dead body of her husband* faints* uh m
om mom mom!!!! (Btw that was the baby talking) wow he smacked his butt against 200000000000 gigas and died.

Good on Dododex for adding my ex-wife to the app

Avatar has a flying bison
Ark Extinction has a farting bison...

From days of running from a Rex to flying in a giant fart caterpillar.

This is the best game ever.