Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Dev 1: Okay guys, we need a new dino for Ark. Any ideas?
Dev 2: What about a dino that once existed but we have not put in Ark yet? I have a few great ideas that would do very well in PvP!
Dev 1: No you idiot, you are fired. I expect your letter of resignation tomorrow.
Dev 3: What about a fat caterpillar bigger than a human with a bison like head that farts it's way through the sky?
Dev 1: Brilliant! Whatever your name is, YOU deserve a promotion!
Dev 4: *Chokes on coffee*
More Gasbags Funny Tips
Ark dev be like: hmmmβ¦ I need a good name for this animalβ¦ something grandβ¦ and worthy of such a magnificent creatureβ¦
Random person: how about gasbag?
Ark dev: itβs perfect
Good on Dododex for adding my ex-wife to the app
Sooo cute Iβm not joking but has anyone tamed one before if you 1 like = 1 gasbag.
Avatar has a flying bison
Ark Extinction has a farting bison...
He is a fart powered flying jet.
majestic...
From days of running from a Rex to flying in a giant fart caterpillar.
This is the best game ever.
they look like obsese Caterpillars. can you agree? up if yes
Essentially a fart powered flying machine.
What is the picture LOL π i know itβs been awhile since I played extinction but I donβt think itβs been that long
Me: Oxygen is a wasted stat.
GASBAG: Hold my beer