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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gallimimus? Funny gallimimus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 4 · Answer 1 · 2020-07-31T14:31:04+00:00

It's just a compy although 40 TIMES BIGGER!!!BUT no melee)😐

score 0 · Answer 2 · 2025-03-25T16:34:25+00:00

I’m faster than the speed of light!

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2023-12-13T13:02:58+00:00

Worst To TAME Then Equus . Goodluck You Guys

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-12-13T09:07:56+00:00

All he is is a massive compy he even doesn’t have much torpor

But a good mout if u manage to tame one!

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2022-07-14T18:17:37+00:00

Why would ARK mobile choose this as the dino to tame during pursuit? Rg, Rex, and Griffin seem like better candidates but ok

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2022-06-14T23:16:27+00:00

Pteranodon:I’m Fast

Tapejara:I’m Faster

Gallimimus:I AM SPEED

Ptdon And Tape: Oh S*it

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2021-02-03T21:44:03+00:00

How to get rid of a gally- step one lose a Dino on purpose, step two get as far away as possible with a gally, step three go to missing Dino, step four get to the missing Dino and tell the gally “YOUR ADOPTED” step five unclaimed the gally and shoot it, step six ride away knowing you murdered an innocent Dino.

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2019-12-04T16:12:44+00:00

Running in the Cretaceous Period.

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2022-04-01T21:23:24+00:00

I used bola to catch it but it’s write Gil CAN’T be caught

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2022-03-01T03:21:15+00:00

Creator of ark: let’s make them not get bola’d. Me: AAAAAAA

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2024-12-22T16:54:39+00:00

Another idea, a deinocherus(basically a giant gallimimus) but I think ark additions will make one soon but if this gets 10♥️ I'll make another concept

-I's Aquatics

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-21T14:19:31+00:00

I tamed one because i wanted to try the ascendant saddle with my friends

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2024-12-01T10:18:16+00:00

How much time gallimimus take to lay an egg, i really need its kibble for baby wolf😅

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2020-02-04T20:16:19+00:00

You can pick them up with argi and quetz! Haha!

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2023-03-03T15:19:37+00:00

Meep Meep!

roadrunner roadrunner roadrunner

roadrunner dodo theri keleklen

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2023-02-24T06:13:23+00:00

Compy drunk and on crack and heroin maybe acid two?

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2023-02-05T04:27:25+00:00

Ik you’ll hate me but it’s not a compy cuz it’s a vegetarian

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2021-07-16T22:58:12+00:00

These things slurp down narcotics faster than cardi b slurps her husband

score 2 · Answer 19 · 2021-07-11T21:59:18+00:00

Zooooooooooooom long leg smol foot

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2021-06-17T20:59:43+00:00

Ayo why is it so fast

A heLpfuL tIp shOuld inCluDe a fEw mOre wOrdS