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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the gallimimus? Funny gallimimus jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 2 · Answer 1 · 2021-06-09T21:06:47+00:00

Ok so... I was playing and I found an egg it was a gallimimus and the mother and or father was around I took the egg and I was killed on site. DON’T TAKE EGGS!!!!

score 2 · Answer 2 · 2021-06-09T09:43:16+00:00

This guy takes leg day pretty seriously.

score 2 · Answer 3 · 2021-06-08T19:23:08+00:00

Galli:im speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2023-01-03T02:57:59+00:00

Me driving home from having Taco Bell

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2021-04-22T07:11:18+00:00

ZOOMING THROUGH THE MAP, AWAY FROM RAPTORS, I SEE A SURVIVOR WITH TRANQ ARROWS, AND NOW I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE AS THE SURVIVOR YELLS EVERY WORD OF CURSING EVER

score 2 · Answer 6 · 2021-02-03T02:16:43+00:00

POWER TO THE MIMUS OVERLORD!!!

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2019-05-08T21:56:47+00:00

Part oviraptor, part compy, part ostrich, part raptor(?) Ultimate speed machine. Bred for leg strength. Genetically infused speed and power!!

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2022-09-05T22:26:50+00:00

Galli gang best gang (syntac) after killing a giga

score 2 · Answer 9 · 2020-09-08T13:07:23+00:00

Here is a fun idea:pump one of these full of c4 blast a hole into enemy base then mount your gal run & aim it at the hole then shift to passenger seat and hop off the saddle,make sure it is not following anyone,then grab the remote of that explosive and BOOOM!!!,your gal and your enemy would be shredded to pieces

score 2 · Answer 10 · 2020-06-29T15:47:43+00:00

It go zoom. No point chasing. It will most definitely lead you to a allo or trex. The devils accomplice.

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2022-05-23T06:18:40+00:00

Always guaranteed to walk in front of you when you’re trying to get somewhere *eyeroll* -LethalHoneybee on Xbox

score 2 · Answer 12 · 2020-04-19T17:08:23+00:00

Get one of these with 20 speed and stam mutations and run across the water.

HAVE FUN!!!😂🤣

score 0 · Answer 13 · 2024-03-30T10:44:14+00:00

Is it just me or do I like this animal or something??

score 0 · Answer 14 · 2024-02-25T19:19:58+00:00

Why does their torpor drop faster than how fast they run????

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2022-03-04T01:32:41+00:00

"You can't run from your problems"

The galli:Umm actually I can-ROAD RUNNER

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2022-01-22T11:19:51+00:00

I called mine ‘Fish’… ( ^ o ^ ) <3

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2022-01-01T04:04:03+00:00

Hmm looking a little fishy it’s the new disguise for a comply… ps. Ark ran out of ideas..

score 2 · Answer 18 · 2019-12-21T15:16:17+00:00

How is this thing multi passenger!?

score 0 · Answer 19 · 2024-01-14T18:39:32+00:00

So I saw a level 210 carcharodontosaurus and though it would be good to take my level 20 galli to it for taming it. Trauma I tell you trauma the carcharodontosaurus found its way to my base cuz I had the moschops with me and it ran to my base and all my stuff was gone.💀😭

score 0 · Answer 20 · 2024-01-04T16:06:57+00:00

I ARE SPEEEEEEEEED,

Bye———————-