What are some funny jokes or stories about the gallimimus? Funny gallimimus jokes submitted by ARK players.
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!! find ten friends, surround a Galli then as a team beat it in to submission, bring a set of wardrums as a funky beat speeds up the process ten fold
Why does this look like a big compy
1. Tame a Gallimimus.
2. Punch a Rex.
3. Say ‘meep meep’, hop on your gallimimus and sprint.
If you build a pure movement speed to this creature he can create a portal and go to the another dinoverse.
Is it just me or do the Gallimimus kind of look like really big Compys?
The most feared creature in ark killer of gigas the galie blame syntac
Raptor: I AM THE FASTEST CREATURE IN ARK!
Aargh! What is that thing?
The physical manifestation of the speed of light
"You can't run from your problems"
The galli:Umm actually I can-
Couldn't afford the new Forza Motorsport? This is as close as you are going to get to a Ferrari! -Gunzblazing111 Xbox player
If you want Dino spawn commands then spam the upvöte button (I’m not asking for upvötes)
He might outrun me but can’t outrun his problems
It's Faster than Fast
Quicker than Quick
It's the Gallie
Me: Walks through the redwoods
Random guy: Walks up to me with Gallimimus
Me in chat: “Nice Gallie!”
It was then followed by this message
💀 You were killed by “Come at me bro” LVL 239
I was one shot with mastercraft flak armor. What the fuc-
Their torpor drains faster than their running speed
Sonic: whoa wat was that
Gallimimus: I’m your fastest nightmare
Looks like a massive Compy or is it a massive compy?
“Hi, this is Ark, we just resized our compy and made it fast” “oh and it lives in the most dangerous areas. You’re welcome”
sonic: i can go 1000000 mph gallimimus: that’s slow
My tribe and invented a special activity free time activity including the Galli.
We have teams of three, each one has a Galli, tranq arrows and (cross)bows.
Then we search a wild mid/endgame Dino (Sarco, Allo or Yutyrannus for example)
and start riding around it /away from it while shooting it and trying not to leave a specified area.
If you knocked out your target first and stayed in the area, your team gets to tame said knocked out creature and resources from the other teams.
You can take these activities to a higher level with competitions within your tribe, or even do tribe vs tribe tournaments with one team having 5 Galli crews and the hunting target being a Giga...