What are some funny jokes or stories about the gallimimus? Funny gallimimus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I upgraded its speed to 300 because if you are untouchable then u don’t need no healthcare bills
PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT!!! find ten friends, surround a Galli then as a team beat it in to submission, bring a set of wardrums as a funky beat speeds up the process ten fold
1. Tame a Gallimimus.
2. Punch a Rex.
3. Say ‘meep meep’, hop on your gallimimus and sprint.
Couldn't afford the new Forza Motorsport? This is as close as you are going to get to a Ferrari! -Gunzblazing111 Xbox player
"You can't run from your problems"
The galli:Umm actually I can-
He might outrun me but can’t outrun his problems
His face looks like he just saw rockwell
It's Faster than Fast
Quicker than Quick
It's the Gallie
Raptor: I AM THE FASTEST CREATURE IN ARK!
Aargh! What is that thing?
The physical manifestation of the speed of light
If you want Dino spawn commands then spam the upvöte button (I’m not asking for upvötes)
Random Dude: Name one thing faster than the Galli. I’ll wait…
Me: It’s torpor dropping
Their torpor drains faster than their running speed
Is it just me or do the Gallimimus kind of look like really big Compys?
Is it just me or does the Gallimimus look like a giant compy..?
Sonic: whoa wat was that
Gallimimus: I’m your fastest nightmare
My tribe and invented a special activity free time activity including the Galli.
We have teams of three, each one has a Galli, tranq arrows and (cross)bows.
Then we search a wild mid/endgame Dino (Sarco, Allo or Yutyrannus for example)
and start riding around it /away from it while shooting it and trying not to leave a specified area.
If you knocked out your target first and stayed in the area, your team gets to tame said knocked out creature and resources from the other teams.
You can take these activities to a higher level with competitions within your tribe, or even do tribe vs tribe tournaments with one team having 5 Galli crews and the hunting target being a Giga...
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Me: shoots without bolaing it or trapping it
Gali:hippoy hopitty your dignity to chase me is now my property *proceeds to run 388383883888823239324379653467925 miles away in 1 second*
sonic: i can go 1000000 mph gallimimus: that’s slow
Tame it, ride it, 10 people grappled on to it