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What are some funny jokes or stories about the gallimimus? Funny gallimimus jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 6 · Answer 1 · 2020-04-09T21:43:01+00:00

This thing is basically just a giant compy

score 3 · Answer 2 · 2022-11-13T02:06:53+00:00

Idc if I get hate lol but these are really cute to me for some reason 🤠

score 6 · Answer 3 · 2019-12-01T01:25:47+00:00

So fast it can easily outrun death.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2024-07-11T19:20:59+00:00

GALLY TEAM,GALLY TEAM,GALLY TEAM...

score 2 · Answer 5 · 2023-07-16T11:20:05+00:00

It’s very fast but why just feather on head lol

score 3 · Answer 6 · 2022-07-30T14:04:03+00:00

"Gotta go fast"

Said my Galli before crashing into an alpha rex and level 100 Carnotaur

score 3 · Answer 7 · 2022-07-06T00:54:52+00:00

How to tame:bola it shoot it feed it name it love it(and

Accidentally run it into a stupid giga)

score 4 · Answer 8 · 2021-07-07T07:14:44+00:00

Legends say it can beat a giga..

score 6 · Answer 9 · 2019-08-31T02:07:19+00:00

Holy crap Jurassic park is back

(Jurassic park music)

score 0 · Answer 10 · 2025-05-25T12:51:32+00:00

Arent females (gal) imimus

and males (guy)imimus

∆ if want it

score 2 · Answer 11 · 2023-04-09T02:29:01+00:00

Imagine using this on pvp to annoy your enemies with a hit and run strategy 😂😂😂

score 4 · Answer 12 · 2021-03-18T18:09:24+00:00

ALL HAIL the GIGA SLAYER. The mighty gallimus overlord. If you know you know.

score 3 · Answer 13 · 2022-03-07T08:40:02+00:00

I AM SPEED!!!

Like literally

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2022-02-07T03:23:49+00:00

Galli:im fast

Wild tepajera:I’m faster!

A lvl 15,749 iguanodon with 3000speed:bruh….

Basically me when my mom says do the chores but your in a rush to tame bear:go stupid goandhuhjdhjsjhJdjajsjAjdjshrgh2 go stupid aeheytyea

score 5 · Answer 15 · 2019-12-16T23:16:19+00:00

Big compy boi but scared of you

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2021-12-31T00:53:24+00:00

Speed b#tch

Vroooooooooooooooom

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2020-12-02T23:30:12+00:00

Kept trying to find one of these somewhere “not super dangerous” and every time I found a gallimimus, there was either a Spino, Rex, Therizinosorus, or SOMETHING DANGEROUS TO CRAP ON MY CORPSE, and I couldn’t move it anywhere, cus barely anything can pick it up!

score 5 · Answer 18 · 2019-10-17T05:34:28+00:00

Toyota let’s go places gallimimus

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2021-11-07T16:41:10+00:00

Me and brother play split screen on Xbox we play on island one day we walked outside to see at least 30 gallies running around us we got them away then then a few days later there was even more congratulations gallies!!! You have earned… NUMBER 1 MOST ANNOYING CREATURES IN ARK SURVIVAL EVOLVED!!!!!

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2020-07-31T21:22:13+00:00

The great overlord excuses weather you die or not so be nice to our gallimimus overlord