Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 1 · Answer 1 · 2019-01-30T20:12:57+00:00

Spawns at the bottom of the ocean? Tell that to the Ragnarok noobs.

score 1 · Answer 2 · 2019-01-26T23:50:05+00:00

I was walking on the beach on a Ragnorok server and I saw one of these things. I thought they were supposed to be living under water but this thing defies gravity and floats towards you. bolas DO NOT work on these things. If you see these things just turn around because they just knock you out in one hit and feast on ur body. Good Luck

score 1 · Answer 3 · 2019-01-26T06:55:30+00:00

Punching bags filled with oil, chitin, and pearls. If they surround you they will put you in a torpor loop and you will die.

score 1 · Answer 4 · 2019-01-09T23:21:44+00:00

When your searching for a megladon and you find this. Honestly. Can we keep Obama out of these things? Yes. It’s very politically incorrect.

score 1 · Answer 5 · 2019-01-01T01:14:45+00:00

Their was no tip so uh

Happy 2019?

score 0 · Answer 6 · 2022-04-10T04:51:28+00:00

Is this thing cute or ugly

Help me decide

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2018-08-09T15:18:34+00:00

If this thing had wings i would quit and play minecraft forever

score 1 · Answer 8 · 2018-08-05T17:42:35+00:00

Why is there no tips on this thing

score 1 · Answer 9 · 2018-08-02T05:53:15+00:00

Ther like the pre historic lobster like every thing pre historic its big

score 1 · Answer 10 · 2018-07-29T09:53:30+00:00

Awhile ago there was a bug where they would fly into the air.

Sky scorpions

score 1 · Answer 11 · 2018-07-22T21:26:24+00:00

Yay im the first to comment on this.

score 1 · Answer 12 · 2018-07-22T07:53:46+00:00

That punk who keeps knocking you out by floating on land

score 1 · Answer 13 · 2018-07-20T23:09:07+00:00

The cancer lobster would have been a better name for it

score 1 · Answer 14 · 2018-07-18T18:33:42+00:00

Stay away from Viking bay in rag. If you didn’t know these creatures have been blessed by the magical liopleurodon and have gained the ability to float on land. Be careful on your next visit to the beach, or else you might find yourself knocked out by the hordes of these things in Viking bay!

score 1 · Answer 15 · 2018-07-18T18:00:05+00:00

Just know that this thing is rude.

score 1 · Answer 16 · 2018-07-17T14:38:22+00:00

One hit K.O. But I didn’t know that and I found out the hard way

score 1 · Answer 17 · 2018-07-15T21:10:41+00:00

Hell yeah I got da first tip

But I have to write a certain number of words for it to post as a tip so

score 1 · Answer 18 · 2018-07-15T12:26:52+00:00

Please ad a picture for this Dino

Upvote if you want the picture for the dino

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2018-07-01T16:54:12+00:00

Whatever you do, do not try to pet them!

score 1 · Answer 20 · 2018-06-17T21:03:51+00:00

Had an amazing lvl 135 Barryonx. Thought, what’s the worst that could happen? Long story short. I’m pretty sure he’s still sleeping at the bottom of Pirate Bay.