Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?

Me: Nuh Uh!

Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?

Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S

They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

Why do you exist.

Who did this.

Can't sleep? I will help!

Eh i need more words to post this

Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:

CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players

Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?

CEO: No, too repetitive

Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?

CEO: No, we already have that

Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?

CEO: YES

They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you

Under water troodons

That moment when you just got ark, enjoying the map, found out that some tames are good underwater so you decide to explore a little, you get some scuba gear and go to explore the ocean, you reach the bottom and see some glowing sh.t, you dismount to check it out and your Dino says f this and started going up. You noticed but then get distracted by the lobster looking thingy, you think it might be friendly and decided to let it get close ….

I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....