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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
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What are some funny jokes or stories about the eurypterid? Funny eurypterid jokes submitted by ARK players.
This magic death shrimp is the bane of all life. If it sees you, you might as well just take off your pants (if you haven’t already) and bend over because if not it makes them even more angry if they have to force themselves on to you. I had almost 20 fortitude and 2 stings hand me out and I was dead soon after. Don’t mess with the magic shrimp.
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