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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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ARK: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
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Can't sleep? I will help!
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More Eurypterid Funny Tips
I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....
They say itβs untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
Sooo why the F*UCK can these Defy F*UCKING GRAVITY
The trilobite and the scorpion went a tad too far...
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! π€£π€£ but nooo they are on land too
Cnidaria:Haha I am the only one who can tranq people
Eurypterid:Hold my beer
Eurypterid:Hold my beer
I see this i bolo my team mate and run
I see him, I go to sleep, he sees me I go to sleep. We sleep together all the time.
First time I saw the floaty lobster he Cosbyed me so I argoed a carno to nom nom him but instead they both came at me so I ran into a scorpion and instead of watching a 3 way they all teamed up to eat me