Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?

Me: Nuh Uh!

Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?

Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S

You don't tame it...

IT TAMES YOU

They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

Why do you exist.

Who did this.

Can't sleep? I will help!

Eh i need more words to post this

Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:

CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players

Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?

CEO: No, too repetitive

Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?

CEO: No, we already have that

Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?

CEO: YES

They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT

Broken tank of a lobster demon is what this thing should be called. Will literally float on land and in the water knock ya out with one tap. Terminate with extreme force 😂😂