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Sep 14, 2020
The trilobite and the scorpion went a tad too far...
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6 days ago
Is it just me or did trilobites get among us and steel the suits to fly like a astronaut lol
Jun 4, 2020
They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
Mar 21, 2020
Sooo why the F*UCK can these Defy F*UCKING GRAVITY
Apr 20, 2020
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
Jul 3, 2020
Cnidaria:Haha I am the only one who can tranq people
Eurypterid:Hold my beer
Jan 31, 2020
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too
Nov 6, 2020
Are these mfs supposed to just fly on land like that or what?
Aug 26, 2020
This one attacked me while I knocked out a 130 lvl Rex it knocked me out and kept making me knocked and them my Rex got done taking and one shot that pesky thing☺️
Apr 4, 2020
I see him, I go to sleep, he sees me I go to sleep. We sleep together all the time.
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