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ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

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Hewwo I like cheese can you post more here?
More Eurypterid Funny Tips
One of my daily pursuits was to take a picture of eurypterid using photo mode and at first I didnβt know what the hell this thing was until I went to the bottom of the ocean on my mosasaur until I saw a giant lobster I hit with my mosasaur and the next thing I knew I was drowning with my mosasaur dead and I hate them >:(
Donβt end up like Nigel Marvin!
I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....
They say itβs untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
Sooo why the F*UCK can these Defy F*UCKING GRAVITY
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! π€£π€£ but nooo they are on land too
The trilobite and the scorpion went a tad too far...
Cnidaria:Haha I am the only one who can tranq people
Eurypterid:Hold my beer
Cnidaria:Haha I am the only one who can tranq people
Eurypterid:Hold my beer