Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
when i first played ark. which was about three years ago, i got back onto it, with a hope that nothing bad could happen. so i was taming pteranodons and what not, so i went to the ocean because i needed prime fish meat. i see this little creature and though βwell this couldnt be bad, so maybe i should tame it aswellβ so i go up to it because it looked friendly, and it came towards me. 1,2,3,4. i was counting how much were grouping up onto me. anyways short story all my animals died
More Eurypterid Funny Tips
Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?
Me: Nuh Uh!
Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?
Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! π€£π€£ but nooo they are on land too
Why do you exist.
Who did this.
Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:
CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players
Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?
CEO: No, too repetitive
Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?
CEO: No, we already have that
Employee 3: What if⦠Troodon but underwater?
CEO: YES
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
They say itβs untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you
Under water troodons
That moment when you just got ark, enjoying the map, found out that some tames are good underwater so you decide to explore a little, you get some scuba gear and go to explore the ocean, you reach the bottom and see some glowing sh.t, you dismount to check it out and your Dino says f this and started going up. You noticed but then get distracted by the lobster looking thingy, you think it might be friendly and decided to let it get close β¦.
Hug it
Just do it
U wonβt regret it
U might die tho