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There was a blackout in the tek underwater base. Bob was wandering, trying to find the generator. Near the moon pool he hears a clicking sound. He slowly turns around. “AAAHHH!!!,” He ran as fast as he could. Then Bob’s friend takes off his hat, and says “I wonder were Bob went?” He put the helmet on and continued to follow Bob, cackling as he went. the friend thought, “this blackout was a great idea!”

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Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?

Me: Nuh Uh!

Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?

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Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S

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They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

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Why do you exist.

Who did this.

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Give me your pearls of the black variety.

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Can't sleep? I will help!

Eh i need more words to post this

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They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT

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trip to red lobster gone wrong

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You don't tame it...

IT TAMES YOU

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Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:

CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players

Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?

CEO: No, too repetitive

Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?

CEO: No, we already have that

Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?

CEO: YES

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