Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
These pieces of shit are supposed to be ocean floor dwellers but on Ragnarok they hang out on the beach and if they hit you once you might as well put your controller down and wait till you die.
More Eurypterid Funny Tips
Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?
Me: Nuh Uh!
Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?
Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! π€£π€£ but nooo they are on land too
Why do you exist.
Who did this.
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
They say itβs untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
You don't tame it...
IT TAMES YOU
Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:
CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players
Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?
CEO: No, too repetitive
Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?
CEO: No, we already have that
Employee 3: What if⦠Troodon but underwater?
CEO: YES
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you
Under water troodons
trip to red lobster gone wrong