Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I went out to tame a megoladon when I saw this lobster that could fly on land.it killed my 45 dodos and me.
More Eurypterid Funny Tips
Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?
Me: Nuh Uh!
Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?
Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! π€£π€£ but nooo they are on land too
Why do you exist.
Who did this.
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
They say itβs untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
You don't tame it...
IT TAMES YOU
Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:
CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players
Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?
CEO: No, too repetitive
Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?
CEO: No, we already have that
Employee 3: What if⦠Troodon but underwater?
CEO: YES
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you
Under water troodons
trip to red lobster gone wrong