Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
Oh, you just loaded the Ragnarok map and decided to live in Viking bay? Well let's ruin your day by adding flesh eating lobsters that can swim in land and trans you! By the way, a lot of them spawn in the center of Viking Bay. A lot.
More Eurypterid Funny Tips
Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?
Me: Nuh Uh!
Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?
You don't tame it...
IT TAMES YOU
Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S
Broken tank of a lobster demon is what this thing should be called. Will literally float on land and in the water knock ya out with one tap. Terminate with extreme force ππ
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! π€£π€£ but nooo they are on land too
Why do you exist.
Who did this.
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:
CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players
Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?
CEO: No, too repetitive
Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?
CEO: No, we already have that
Employee 3: What if⦠Troodon but underwater?
CEO: YES
They say itβs untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you
Under water troodons