Somewhere inside of wildcard HQ someone said “you know what this game needs? Another overpowered scorpion that knocks you out in seconds” and others seemed to agree
Devs: how much torpor do you want it to do?
Creator: so much that you cant even move
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you
Under water troodons
is this on mobile? up this if u know it is
THESE ARE NOT LOBSTERS!! They are sea scorpions!🦂
Gotta love it when I’m running around on console rag and this guy just flies at me menacingly like some goddamn Harry Potter broom ripoff
Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?
Me: Nuh Uh!
Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?
Why do you exist.
Who did this.
Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this