The reason I don’t go in the ocean in Ark

Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:

CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players

Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?

CEO: No, too repetitive

Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?

CEO: No, we already have that

Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?

CEO: YES

Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?

Me: Nuh Uh!

Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?

Why is this on the aquatic page when it clearly likes to float towards you ON LAND and ruin you're hardcore playthrough -Krysta1Wyvrn

Ok but why did they add this thing to ark mobile.?

I wish these were tamable but I also hate them so much that I don’t want to tame them -Calzone

Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S

Why do you exist.

Who did this.

They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

“Lobstah”

-Me when I see Lobstah