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Eurypterid
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Moi: bon on est d'accord ormis les Megalodon y a rien de fou dans l'eau ?

Frangin: ouaip donc la c'est safe.

Moi: hum hum.. tiens y à un homard là bas ? *approche et me fait endormir* IL EST PAS GENTIL DU TOUT LUI !!!

Note à tout le monde même si ça a l'air safe.. VOUS APPROCHEZ PAS SANS CONNAITRE LE DINO 💀

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Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?

Me: Nuh Uh!

Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?

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Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S

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They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

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Give me your pearls of the black variety.

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Why do you exist.

Who did this.

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Can't sleep? I will help!

Eh i need more words to post this

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They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT

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trip to red lobster gone wrong

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You don't tame it...

IT TAMES YOU

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Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:

CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players

Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?

CEO: No, too repetitive

Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?

CEO: No, we already have that

Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?

CEO: YES

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