Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
These dumb mofos do a lot of torpor. They are like scorpions on steroids and a lot faster than The land scorpion. Use ichthy to kill or manta because neither take torpor damage
More Eurypterid Funny Tips
Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?
Me: Nuh Uh!
Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?
Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S
Hug it
Just do it
U wonβt regret it
U might die tho
Why do you exist.
Who did this.
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! π€£π€£ but nooo they are on land too
Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:
CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players
Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?
CEO: No, too repetitive
Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?
CEO: No, we already have that
Employee 3: What if⦠Troodon but underwater?
CEO: YES
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
They say itβs untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you
Under water troodons
That moment when you just got ark, enjoying the map, found out that some tames are good underwater so you decide to explore a little, you get some scuba gear and go to explore the ocean, you reach the bottom and see some glowing sh.t, you dismount to check it out and your Dino says f this and started going up. You noticed but then get distracted by the lobster looking thingy, you think it might be friendly and decided to let it get close β¦.