Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?

Me: Nuh Uh!

Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?

Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S

You don't tame it...

IT TAMES YOU

They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

Why do you exist.

Who did this.

Can't sleep? I will help!

Eh i need more words to post this

Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:

CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players

Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?

CEO: No, too repetitive

Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?

CEO: No, we already have that

Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?

CEO: YES

They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you

Under water troodons

I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....