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122 points 😂 Funny Jun 9, 2021 Report

Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?

Me: Nuh Uh!

Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?

102 points 😂 Funny May 2, 2021 Report

Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S

120 points 😂 Funny Jan 31, 2020 Report

They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! 🤣🤣 but nooo they are on land too

72 points 😂 Funny Dec 13, 2021 Report

Why do you exist.

Who did this.

86 points 😂 Funny Apr 20, 2020 Report

Can't sleep? I will help!

Eh i need more words to post this

78 points 😂 Funny Jun 4, 2020 Report

They say it’s untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT

16 points 😂 Funny Feb 3, 2025 Report

You don't tame it...

IT TAMES YOU

33 points 😂 Funny Jun 17, 2023 Report

Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:

CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players

Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?

CEO: No, too repetitive

Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?

CEO: No, we already have that

Employee 3: What if… Troodon but underwater?

CEO: YES

39 points 😂 Funny Sep 30, 2022 Report

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you

Under water troodons

52 points 😂 Funny Dec 23, 2020 Report

I once trapped like 20 of them in my base and had people pay like 50 metal to drop a person or Dino in. Breeders had a fun time but empty pockets....

Dododex

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