Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
I just learned this existed so it was fun to almost die from drowned g so let me tell you about my experience. So I decided I wanted to hop I tot he water from my underwater cave base ad. I saw this thing swimming around on the bottom
Me: What the hell are you ( swims towards it)
It: a little thing called your worst nightmare
Me: What do you mean
It: What u mean is this (does me a sting and btch slap
Me: Sleeps
It: haha ima eat you
Me: floats away
It: well shit
So while Iβm unconscious I am watching my torpor sky rocket the plummet down but so was my oxygen lost about half my health and all my Stam so yay FCK THOSE THINGS
More Eurypterid Funny Tips
Scorpion: Have you ever felt the feeling of being unconscious underwater, and slowly being nibbled away at?
Me: Nuh Uh!
Scorpion: WoUlD yOu LiKe To?
Devs: How much torpor do you want? this thing: Y E S
They're like ninja lobsters... You can't hear them walking up behind you behind.. BECAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE BOTTOM OF THE DANG OCEAN! π€£π€£ but nooo they are on land too
Why do you exist.
Who did this.
Can't sleep? I will help!
Eh i need more words to post this
They say itβs untameable *ForceTame* I THINK NOT
You don't tame it...
IT TAMES YOU
Somewhere in the Wildcard HQ:
CEO: Alright people, we need a cool water creature to annoy players
Employee 1: Megalodon but bigger?
CEO: No, too repetitive
Employee 2: A Whale that eats rafts?
CEO: No, we already have that
Employee 3: What if⦠Troodon but underwater?
CEO: YES
Ladies and gentlemen I present to you
Under water troodons
trip to red lobster gone wrong