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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I think I broke ark...I was tameing one of these,but then I got mad from slow taming so I pressed every button thinking it would quickly tame it but no...it tamed anything within a 5 meter radius nonstop,literally EVERY dino coming near me just gets tamed,and it still goes on today so,I quit Ark because I got mad of taming every creature without going through the effort
So recently I started a game of val and I tamed my Equus named tigerstripe (^ up if you get the monster hunter reference, [tiger-stripe zamtrios] ) and so she has like 4991% attack so I literally one shot knockout practically everything except Lymantria. So now I have a lvl 224 allo with no lvls put in
Ark Mobile Tips: I cannot express my love hatred enough for these bastards. So here is a few mobile tips to make your life easier.
1) You can mount the equus now to tame it. But be careful not to feed it carrots right away or it loses taming effectiveness faster than a raptor emerging from the treeline.
2) Do NOT put carrots in only your last slot!!! I have mistapped so many times on mobile and had to start over a lot! Put it in your first, second and third slots.
3) Clear out hostiles before taming. Only allow herbivores and passive to spawn and leave them there so nothing else spawns in.
4)Be prepared for it to fail lol