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Funny Tips
What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
First animal i passive tamed, so when i was feeding it carrots and getting kicked off it ran away faster than the speed of light, to the point that i thought the little box on top said “wait until it’s hungarian”, instead of “wait until its hungry again”, you can imagine the confusion..
So recently I started a game of val and I tamed my Equus named tigerstripe (^ up if you get the monster hunter reference, [tiger-stripe zamtrios] ) and so she has like 4991% attack so I literally one shot knockout practically everything except Lymantria. So now I have a lvl 224 allo with no lvls put in
I was on ragnarok and I was building my base when I saw 2 of these! I quickly realized I had some carrots and put them in my hotbar. The first equus was being normal and walking around. The second was being attacked...so I went for teh 1st one but...it ran away and went near a wandering rex.we all know wat happened to that equus.teh 2nd equus was already dead... I cried a little after that...I knew how FRIGGIN rare these where and they were killed...later on I saw some more near teh wyvern spawn place...and I was just like"aw shizz no I ain't goin near that cursed place,it got dragons" so I left that one...
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