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Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
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Me and my argy: yooo look strike! A lvl 22 Equus better than that lvl 2....
(Cutely gets off air strike to tame it)
Okay so it should take 8 carrots c:
(Around 5 ark days later)
Me: C-Carrot number 32..
(You tamed lvl 22 equss)
(Lvl 22 Equus died to lvl 30 allo)
Me: (literally quits)