Me: The horse to turn it into a unicorn just take a chainsaw to the real unicorn cut of its horn and tape it on to the horses head

You: You can just tame the unicorn

Me: Just up it if you want a Uniiiiicorn (U-NE-EEE-Corn)

Idk why but my equus name is lazy eqqus somehow

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Me and my argy: yooo look strike! A lvl 22 Equus better than that lvl 2....

(Cutely gets off air strike to tame it)

Okay so it should take 8 carrots c:

(Around 5 ark days later)

Me: C-Carrot number 32..

(You tamed lvl 22 equss)

(Lvl 22 Equus died to lvl 30 allo)

Me: (literally quits)

The guys would rather get hit in the head with rocket launcher and feel the endless pain than be tamed by me.

One kicked me off a cliff. I lost all of my metal.

(I’m so sorry if you read this 😂 Based off of My Little Pony)

My little Equus~

My little Equus~

AHHHHHHHHHH-

My little Equus!

I’ve always wondered how great taming one would be~

(My little Equus)

But tbh it’s better on PC 😑

(I’m incredibly sorry 😭)

-UrLocalDuck

We have Red Dead 2 at home

Red Dead 2 at home:

So I tamed a level 100 equus and I kid you not, it was named "Lazy equus" LIKE WTF

I love my equus but why does it knock things out it dies too easily am I wrong?

Horsey go vroom

I needed more words

My little pony, They’ll kick your face in

Me taming a equus: nooo don’t run towards the raptors

I've been through the desert on an Equus with no name

It felt good to be out of the rain

In the desert you can't remember your name

'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain

La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la...

La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la...

If you type the letter “H” you will find the equus, unicorn, and argentavis

I don’t know why \__(‘-‘)__/

I found one thinking it was a unicorn. LOL😅

It is a HORSE NOT A ZEBRA

So don't call it a zebra

It seems like these have a obsession of spawning by 9 allos where there’s 3 there and 3 on the right then 3 on the left

The only way you will find one is if you do destroywilddinos and frantically search near the red obelisk 🤨

Horse...... Just horse..........