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What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
One time I was taming an equus and at 78% it ran straight for a pack of deinonychus and ran into a rock got killed I jumped and hid in a bush 40 seconds later got up ran away and right when I stopped deinonychus running behind me knocked me off a cliff and had lo health left I took a lystrosaurs egg and didn’t see it coming got killed by a lystro 😂
I think I broke ark...I was tameing one of these,but then I got mad from slow taming so I pressed every button thinking it would quickly tame it but no...it tamed anything within a 5 meter radius nonstop,literally EVERY dino coming near me just gets tamed,and it still goes on today so,I quit Ark because I got mad of taming every creature without going through the effort
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