Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Equus when there's a spino: {This is fine}
Equus when there's a Raptor: {I should probably keep my distance...}
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Why did you scroll this far? I thought you were lazy...
I’ve been breeding for mutations on ragnarok, second round of claiming babies I go in the inventory and see the mutation thing but no color....,..
It had purple feet I’m just stupid and thought the mom had the same ones and they were actually grey
His name is cheeto dust and he now has a son
I decided to take my first long trip on my Pelagornis (taking many breaks on the way) to find one of these. As I was searching, my sister spotted two by a river. Then, from above on a cliff dropped a T-Rex. Then there were more horses. Then raptors. Then another Rex. Then Allosaurus. Then everything you could possibly not want when trying to tame an Equus. What a ride.
--Dawn Foxx
One time on Mobile I was flying around on my Argentavis and I saw an Equus being chased by some raptors or dilos or something. I already had an Equus, but I wanted to get one with a higher Equus Power. I had no Rockaroots or anything at the time though, so I just carried the Equus across the lagoon onto the strip of land. Few seconds later I accidentally hit it and it ran into the lagoon. Probably Despawned or got mauled by sarcos, piranhas, and sharks.