Hello. This is a story.

So I had an equus, a level 60something. His name was owl. He was imprinted 100 percent! So I decided to go to the redwoods with him.(Bad idea). I was being chased by raptors, and I stopped so I could look to see if they were still there. They were. I was ambushed, and tackled. I was thrown off him. He stood there, being killed. I slash killed the raptor on me and went to go save him, but it was too late. He died. I vowed from then on to kill all raptors anywhere. I will now tame a pair of griffins, and breed them. I will color the baby all white and name it owl in his honor. His grave still stands in my base today.

EQUUS SONG-💨

🎶 I just tamed an equus,so happy at that time, then an allo came along and ruined this song cuz both of us died 🤧🎶 I hope some Radom person scrolling just ups this XD

I don't usually drink, but when I do I drink Dos Equus.

I was going to tame this beautiful creature, but it said "neigh" and I had to respect his wishes.

I tamed an equus. I did not name it. Now we travel thorough the desert, After a while i released her back to the wild, the desert had become a great sea. My name is lost to the sand. I am the sand

Pls donw vote the third comment or report

So thoughtful of Studio Wildcard to add Sarah Jessica Parker into the game.

Equus (1977)

A story about a young stable boy with a disturbing obsession with horses.

Ark Survival Evolved (2017)

A story about thousands of people with a disturbing obsession with a game that can't be won.

This Idiot would rather become a fish and be eaten by megalodons than be my slave tbh I don't know which is worse

So I just saw this cute equus and then my aggressive Basilisk came out of nowhere and and I was about to tame it then my basilisk killed it.

I don't want an equus anymore 🥲

I once incountered this wild creature. It ate the flowers in my garden. I then named it mystery and took it to work with me. My boss made me get rid of it after it injured a customer, so I secretly hid it under the counter. When it said, "weezna" my boss descovered it and made me release it back into the wild.

If you try to whoop his behind, he’ll pull an uno reverse card.

Should we start preparing for the Ark Wild West DLC?

If you type the letter “H” you will find the equus, unicorn, and argentavis

I don’t know why \__(‘-‘)__/

The guys would rather get hit in the head with rocket launcher and feel the endless pain than be tamed by me.

The average horse cock is approximately 11 lbs

It is a HORSE NOT A ZEBRA

So don't call it a zebra

Today, we thought it would be a good idea to tame an euqus. We were far from good. SHE PUT THE DANG TAMING PERCETAGE AT .5! We spent two hours trying to tame one and then *** accidently fell off. It went from 58% to 33%! You can never understand the anger she had...

I took my pt to find one and I messed up by bringing 350 route carrots I did tame it and then my pt got killed by an allow I rode home in a thaezeno swept him away to heaven rip hours

If you are bored, i have a fun halloween idea for multiplayer servers (SP works too though)

1. Tame Equus

2. Dye it really dark black

3. Equip saddle (dyed black)

4. Get sword, dye silver

5. Get really dramatic, scary armor, dye black

6. Equip implant skin if possible, preferably the lightning one and vampire eyes

7. Find player, MAKE SURE THEY DONT SEE YOU

8. Mount equus(even better if it rears up and winnys)

9. Draw sword and charge at player so they see you

10. Become the headless horsemen 🤣

If you do this right, you will become the headless horsemen of your server. I hope you scare the heck out of someone woth this 😂