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What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Hello. This is a story.
So I had an equus, a level 60something. His name was owl. He was imprinted 100 percent! So I decided to go to the redwoods with him.(Bad idea). I was being chased by raptors, and I stopped so I could look to see if they were still there. They were. I was ambushed, and tackled. I was thrown off him. He stood there, being killed. I slash killed the raptor on me and went to go save him, but it was too late. He died. I vowed from then on to kill all raptors anywhere. I will now tame a pair of griffins, and breed them. I will color the baby all white and name it owl in his honor. His grave still stands in my base today.
I once incountered this wild creature. It ate the flowers in my garden. I then named it mystery and took it to work with me. My boss made me get rid of it after it injured a customer, so I secretly hid it under the counter. When it said, "weezna" my boss descovered it and made me release it back into the wild.
One time on Mobile I was flying around on my Argentavis and I saw an Equus being chased by some raptors or dilos or something. I already had an Equus, but I wanted to get one with a higher Equus Power. I had no Rockaroots or anything at the time though, so I just carried the Equus across the lagoon onto the strip of land. Few seconds later I accidentally hit it and it ran into the lagoon. Probably Despawned or got mauled by sarcos, piranhas, and sharks.
I decided to take my first long trip on my Pelagornis (taking many breaks on the way) to find one of these. As I was searching, my sister spotted two by a river. Then, from above on a cliff dropped a T-Rex. Then there were more horses. Then raptors. Then another Rex. Then Allosaurus. Then everything you could possibly not want when trying to tame an Equus. What a ride.
--Dawn Foxx
Equus on the ground
Equus nowhere to be found
I grab my agry
And fly high
With watchful eyes in the sky
Oh look!
A pretty Equus
But oh no
Whats this?
A pack of Allos
With hunger in their eyes
‘That Equus look divine’
With loud Munching sounds
The poor little equus fell to the ground
No more sounds of equus neighs
So i will look another day