I don't usually drink, but when I do I drink Dos Equus.

I tamed an equus. I did not name it. Now we travel thorough the desert, After a while i released her back to the wild, the desert had become a great sea. My name is lost to the sand. I am the sand

I was going to tame this beautiful creature, but it said "neigh" and I had to respect his wishes.

So thoughtful of Studio Wildcard to add Sarah Jessica Parker into the game.

I once incountered this wild creature. It ate the flowers in my garden. I then named it mystery and took it to work with me. My boss made me get rid of it after it injured a customer, so I secretly hid it under the counter. When it said, "weezna" my boss descovered it and made me release it back into the wild.

Should we start preparing for the Ark Wild West DLC?

Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.

I led a couple of creatures into battle, my stead was a unicorn, 3 dragons flew above, there was a fourth one but it looked exactly like the lightning one so I ignored it, there was a griffin and a rock monster too, we drove in and we destroyed our opponent, the horrible prehistoric creatures of this world, mythical creature reign supreme.

We need a skin with barding so when I dawn my flak armor, shield and sword, I can truly feel like a knight.

Sea biscuit is so fast he ran back in time and got his but whooped by this meat bag

I've been through the desert on an Equus with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert you can't remember your name
'Cause there ain't no one for to give you no pain
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la...
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la...

The unicorn lost its horn

Upvote if you want unicorns on the list

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I once found a unicorn. I chased it for an hour not knowing what to do. As I was about to fully tame it, it ran in the water and was killed by stingrays.

Its a magical pony flying through the sky
Shoot it down
BOOM

Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice. I'm on an Equus.

When your riding a equus and you ask your friend to get behind you 😈

When you try to tame one but it bucks you in the face (pack of allos storms over) SNACK TIME

These guys are very easy tames at 150, trust me. Go to the highlands on rag and look for the lighthouse. Go down a little and you will see what looks like a little field with a bunch of plants in it. Gathering these plants will give you at low 50 carrots and 100 potatoes and they spawn back fairly quickly

Me: The horse to turn it into a unicorn just take a chainsaw to the real unicorn cut of its horn and tape it on to the horses head
You: You can just tame the unicorn
Me: Just up it if you want a Uniiiiicorn (U-NE-EEE-Corn)