Hello. This is a story.
So I had an equus, a level 60something. His name was owl. He was imprinted 100 percent! So I decided to go to the redwoods with him.(Bad idea). I was being chased by raptors, and I stopped so I could look to see if they were still there. They were. I was ambushed, and tackled. I was thrown off him. He stood there, being killed. I slash killed the raptor on me and went to go save him, but it was too late. He died. I vowed from then on to kill all raptors anywhere. I will now tame a pair of griffins, and breed them. I will color the baby all white and name it owl in his honor. His grave still stands in my base today.

Game: Tame an Equus
Level 20 me: Sure
Game: Marks position somewhere very far
Me: Oh ok
Also me: Goes over there
Some rex fighting a unicorn (I think): Exists
Me: Oh god, what's that?
Me: Realises its a rex
Also me: AH GOD CARBO, DIPLODUCUS, DILO, PARASAUR, DEAL WITH IT!!!
The Rex: Wipes out most of them
Me: Kills the rex
Also me: REVENGE!!!
Some huge scorpion thing: lmfao no

I don't usually drink, but when I do I drink Dos Equus.

I tamed an equus. I did not name it. Now we travel thorough the desert, After a while i released her back to the wild, the desert had become a great sea. My name is lost to the sand. I am the sand

I was going to tame this beautiful creature, but it said "neigh" and I had to respect his wishes.

My equus called Carrot Cake is having a REALLY bad day xD I just tamed him today , I made him a pretty saddle and rode him everywhere. I am on mobile , so there's the best glitch known to man. My equus has died 3 times today lol but the glitch is that on mobile it only saves every 10-15 mins. Every time he died I left the game before it saved , now he is zombie equus x3 lol. I took my argy and picked him up an flew him to redwoods , I made him a little tree platform base with metal walls and covered with spikes at the bottom for any glitchy dilo that trys to spit on him from super far down lol...Here's a little poem...

First was a theri!
Yikes so scary!
Second was a spino!
That had me cryn - o!
Third was 4 birds! (Terror Birds)
I've run out of words!

Don't Worry! Carrot Cake Is Safe!

One time I was taming an equus and at 78% it ran straight for a pack of deinonychus and ran into a rock got killed I jumped and hid in a bush 40 seconds later got up ran away and right when I stopped deinonychus running behind me knocked me off a cliff and had lo health left I took a lystrosaurs egg and didn’t see it coming got killed by a lystro 😂

So thoughtful of Studio Wildcard to add Sarah Jessica Parker into the game.

I have tamed things like carnos and megalodons without breaking a sweat but all this thing has caused me is pain

Equus huh...so it’s like a wild ass but eats cake 🍰.

Good to know

I once incountered this wild creature. It ate the flowers in my garden. I then named it mystery and took it to work with me. My boss made me get rid of it after it injured a customer, so I secretly hid it under the counter. When it said, "weezna" my boss descovered it and made me release it back into the wild.

If you are bored, i have a fun halloween idea for multiplayer servers (SP works too though)
1. Tame Equus
2. Dye it really dark black
3. Equip saddle (dyed black)
4. Get sword, dye silver
5. Get really dramatic, scary armor, dye black
6. Equip implant skin if possible, preferably the lightning one and vampire eyes
7. Find player, MAKE SURE THEY DONT SEE YOU
8. Mount equus(even better if it rears up and winnys)
9. Draw sword and charge at player so they see you
10. Become the headless horsemen 🤣
If you do this right, you will become the headless horsemen of your server. I hope you scare the heck out of someone woth this 😂

COUGH THEY DIDNT ADD COUGH THE NOCTIS COUGH BUT THEY ADD THE UNICORN COUGH

Should we start preparing for the Ark Wild West DLC?

One time I had three of them then I bred them next thing I know I had 50 of them no exaggerating I still have nightmares about them trampling me

IM GONNA TAKE MY ZONKY TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD IM GONNA RIDE TILL I CANT NO MORE

These things bring bad luck. Whenever I go to take one it seems to bring trouble with it. It had a spin-off after it, terror birds and other creatures I haven’t discovered. It caused all my games to die. 😡

Equus is 25% horse 25% zebra and 50% name for beer.

This is sad but it’s a tip never jump across a river I was a expert at this but I misjudged when to jump and landed in the water I was then thrown off and jelly fish killed us both I will always rember tiga

Zebra horse...hmmm. Ze-Bra? Hor-se HMMMM...Zorse...

A Zorse is a horse half zebra that exists today..

EQUUS STILL LIVES?