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Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

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What are some funny jokes or stories about the equus? Funny equus jokes submitted by ARK players.
I don't usually drink, but when I do I drink Dos Equus.
I tamed an equus. I did not name it. Now we travel thorough the desert, After a while i released her back to the wild, the desert had become a great sea. My name is lost to the sand. I am the sand
I was going to tame this beautiful creature, but it said "neigh" and I had to respect his wishes.
So thoughtful of Studio Wildcard to add Sarah Jessica Parker into the game.
I once incountered this wild creature. It ate the flowers in my garden. I then named it mystery and took it to work with me. My boss made me get rid of it after it injured a customer, so I secretly hid it under the counter. When it said, "weezna" my boss descovered it and made me release it back into the wild.
Should we start preparing for the Ark Wild West DLC?
If you have Jump and Attack as buttons, sprint up a hill and slam jump. The result’s a noise box
Updoot every tip that says updoot!and you will have a great day!*the rex outside your base is nothing but a tame now.you got this!(use a lot of meat...)
I searched for one for 6 weeks, I spend the night at my grandmas house with my 2 cousins. I bring my Xbox with me, I said “hey wanna play my xbox? He did and found and killed the unicorn?😭😥
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing.
Taming a 150 with mejo berries will make you a rodeo king! Hope and pray you won't get a dizzy spell.
I led a couple of creatures into battle, my stead was a unicorn, 3 dragons flew above, there was a fourth one but it looked exactly like the lightning one so I ignored it, there was a griffin and a rock monster too, we drove in and we destroyed our opponent, the horrible prehistoric creatures of this world, mythical creature reign supreme.
We need a skin with barding so when I dawn my flak armor, shield and sword, I can truly feel like a knight.
The unicorn lost its horn
Upvote if you want unicorns on the list
Upvote if you want unicorns on the list
Sea biscuit is so fast he ran back in time and got his but whooped by this meat bag
Found a unicorn! And a rex... ‘‘twas unfortunate timing.
Yea I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road I'm gonna riiiiide till I can't no more now just replace the horse with equus and it's now the ARK version of old town road
I once found a unicorn. I chased it for an hour not knowing what to do. As I was about to fully tame it, it ran in the water and was killed by stingrays.
If I die that’s fine I can respawn
Joergen can’t respawn!!!
Joergen can’t respawn!!!
Me: The horse to turn it into a unicorn just take a chainsaw to the real unicorn cut of its horn and tape it on to the horses head
You: You can just tame the unicorn
Me: Just up it if you want a Uniiiiicorn (U-NE-EEE-Corn)
You: You can just tame the unicorn
Me: Just up it if you want a Uniiiiicorn (U-NE-EEE-Corn)