when you’re trying to post a picture of your homework on google classroom and you accidentally send a picture of your equus and your teacher sees it🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤪

My equus called Carrot Cake is having a REALLY bad day xD I just tamed him today , I made him a pretty saddle and rode him everywhere. I am on mobile , so there's the best glitch known to man. My equus has died 3 times today lol but the glitch is that on mobile it only saves every 10-15 mins. Every time he died I left the game before it saved , now he is zombie equus x3 lol. I took my argy and picked him up an flew him to redwoods , I made him a little tree platform base with metal walls and covered with spikes at the bottom for any glitchy dilo that trys to spit on him from super far down lol...Here's a little poem...

First was a theri!

Yikes so scary!

Second was a spino!

That had me cryn - o!

Third was 4 birds! (Terror Birds)

I've run out of words!

Don't Worry! Carrot Cake Is Safe!

I led a couple of creatures into battle, my stead was a unicorn, 3 dragons flew above, there was a fourth one but it looked exactly like the lightning one so I ignored it, there was a griffin and a rock monster too, we drove in and we destroyed our opponent, the horrible prehistoric creatures of this world, mythical creature reign supreme.

Me: Is that an equus?

Wild rex: The end is neigh!

The unicorn lost its horn

They would rather run into and get killed by a spino than be tamed by me. -_-

IM GONNA TAKE MY ZONKY TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD IM GONNA RIDE TILL I CANT NO MORE

We need a skin with barding so when I dawn my flak armor, shield and sword, I can truly feel like a knight.

Zebra horse...hmmm. Ze-Bra? Hor-se HMMMM...Zorse...

A Zorse is a horse half zebra that exists today..

EQUUS STILL LIVES?

Sea biscuit is so fast he ran back in time and got his but whooped by this meat bag

I have tamed things like carnos and megalodons without breaking a sweat but all this thing has caused me is pain

Dude, the foals’ neigh sounds so fricken cute!!!!!! I love it! Thank You ARK!!

Updoot every tip that says updoot!and you will have a great day!*the rex outside your base is nothing but a tame now.you got this!(use a lot of meat...)

The only way you will find one is if you do destroywilddinos and frantically search near the red obelisk 🤨

I searched for one for 6 weeks, I spend the night at my grandmas house with my 2 cousins. I bring my Xbox with me, I said “hey wanna play my xbox? He did and found and killed the unicorn?😭😥

Horse...... Just horse..........

One time I was taming an equus and at 78% it ran straight for a pack of deinonychus and ran into a rock got killed I jumped and hid in a bush 40 seconds later got up ran away and right when I stopped deinonychus running behind me knocked me off a cliff and had lo health left I took a lystrosaurs egg and didn’t see it coming got killed by a lystro 😂

Why does this not go in swamps?

Eques: this is our swamp

Me: Our swamp? This is my swamp!

Sarco: NO TALKING DONKEYS ALOUD!

Idk why but my equus name is lazy eqqus somehow

Me and my argy: yooo look strike! A lvl 22 Equus better than that lvl 2....

(Cutely gets off air strike to tame it)

Okay so it should take 8 carrots c:

(Around 5 ark days later)

Me: C-Carrot number 32..

(You tamed lvl 22 equss)

(Lvl 22 Equus died to lvl 30 allo)

Me: (literally quits)