Hello. This is a story.

So I had an equus, a level 60something. His name was owl. He was imprinted 100 percent! So I decided to go to the redwoods with him.(Bad idea). I was being chased by raptors, and I stopped so I could look to see if they were still there. They were. I was ambushed, and tackled. I was thrown off him. He stood there, being killed. I slash killed the raptor on me and went to go save him, but it was too late. He died. I vowed from then on to kill all raptors anywhere. I will now tame a pair of griffins, and breed them. I will color the baby all white and name it owl in his honor. His grave still stands in my base today.

I don't usually drink, but when I do I drink Dos Equus.

I tamed an equus. I did not name it. Now we travel thorough the desert, After a while i released her back to the wild, the desert had become a great sea. My name is lost to the sand. I am the sand

I was going to tame this beautiful creature, but it said "neigh" and I had to respect his wishes.

So thoughtful of Studio Wildcard to add Sarah Jessica Parker into the game.

“ThE gIaNt HoRsE cOcK wEiGhS eLeVeN pOuDs”

The f*cling WHAT?!?

Stripe boi

I’ve ran out of words

O_O

They quite literally run into gigas just to escape us.