Hello. This is a story.

So I had an equus, a level 60something. His name was owl. He was imprinted 100 percent! So I decided to go to the redwoods with him.(Bad idea). I was being chased by raptors, and I stopped so I could look to see if they were still there. They were. I was ambushed, and tackled. I was thrown off him. He stood there, being killed. I slash killed the raptor on me and went to go save him, but it was too late. He died. I vowed from then on to kill all raptors anywhere. I will now tame a pair of griffins, and breed them. I will color the baby all white and name it owl in his honor. His grave still stands in my base today.

EQUUS SONG-💨

🎶 I just tamed an equus,so happy at that time, then an allo came along and ruined this song cuz both of us died 🤧🎶 I hope some Radom person scrolling just ups this XD

Today, we thought it would be a good idea to tame an euqus. We were far from good. SHE PUT THE DANG TAMING PERCETAGE AT .5! We spent two hours trying to tame one and then *** accidently fell off. It went from 58% to 33%! You can never understand the anger she had...

I don't usually drink, but when I do I drink Dos Equus.

I was going to tame this beautiful creature, but it said "neigh" and I had to respect his wishes.

I tamed an equus. I did not name it. Now we travel thorough the desert, After a while i released her back to the wild, the desert had become a great sea. My name is lost to the sand. I am the sand

I approached this guy from behind. He gave me a nice whooping and threw himself off a cliff.

So thoughtful of Studio Wildcard to add Sarah Jessica Parker into the game.

Equus (1977)

A story about a young stable boy with a disturbing obsession with horses.

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If you try to whoop his behind, he’ll pull an uno reverse card.